Are you Liberal or Conservative?

The $50 Lesson Observation – story writer unknown….

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.

During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be President someday.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?”

She replied… “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.” Her parents beamed with pride! “Wow…what a worthy goal!” I said.

“But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that!” I told her. “What do you mean?” she replied. So I told her,

“You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I’ll pay you $50.

Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.”

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked,

“Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”

Her parents aren’t speaking to me anymore.

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The Dallas Morning News reported on the new Pew Research Study that shows that since 2008, the lower class has grown from 25% to 32%, the middle class has shrunk from 53% to 49% and the upper class has shrunk from 21% to 17%. That’s clear evidence that Obama policies are working to destroy our country.

And Twitter has revealed that 71% of Obama’s followers are fake, paid for “drones”. He is surely the ultimate deceptor.

As the Democrats get ready for their convention the signs are going up. I hope that the good but misguided Liberals notice who they have “yolked” with as demonstrated below at the Convention site.

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At the Convention, it was revealed that the Democratic Platform had been amended by Obama to remove all God and Israel references from the platform. This created much chaos and controversy when it was discovered and a Methodist Minister made the plea to have at least two references to God and Israel reinstated. Although it was clear that the delegates did not have a (verbal vote) 2/3’s majority to reinstate references to God and Israel into the platform, the Chair (having been told to make sure it passed) announced that he heard a majority. Judge for yourself by listening to this CSPAN coverage.

Jeffrey T. Kuhner, columnist at The Washington Times and president of the Edmund Burke Institute writes:

“Mr. Biden — and his boss, Mr. Obama — are infinitely more radical than Mr. Akin or other Republican conservatives. The Obama administration has implemented numerous extremist policies: Waging an illegal and unconstitutional war in Libya; ordering drone strikes in Pakistan that have killed innocent civilians; maintaining an assassination list that enables the president to kill any designated “terrorist” he wants; openly supporting anti-American Muslim fundamentalist groups such as the Muslim Brotherhood; granting amnesty to nearly 1 million illegal aliens; amassing trillions of dollars in debt, effectively bankrupting this country; implementing Obamacare, a deeply unpopular and financially unsustainable multitrillion-dollar entitlement; suing states to prevent them from protecting the borders against uncontrolled immigration; enabling acknowledged homosexuals to serve in the military, fatally undermining its morale, cohesion and effectiveness; imposing a contraceptive mandate that compels religious organizations to violate their fundamental conscience rights; and encoding the federal funding of abortion, forcing taxpayers to subsidize infanticide.

In short, the Obama Democrats have slowly transformed America. Every step of the way, Mr. Biden has aided and abetted the destruction of our constitutional republic. There are dangerous radicals in our midst. But it isn’t Mr. Akin or the so-called “Christian right.” Rather, it’s the two men occupying the White House and their cohorts.”

Read more: http://times247.com/articles/kuhner-biden-s-dangerous-detachment-from-reality#ixzz24eooMl2r

Here’s more food for thought.

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1 . Liberals
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sittingaround waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at nightwhile they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement…

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing,fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some note worthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare..

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes,members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to p- – – them off.

Democrats brag constantly how they are the party for minorities but the opposite is true as outlined in this well-written analysis.

Letyour next action reveal your true self…..I’m going to have another beer.

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